A king wanted to improve the mood of his favorite donkey, who was depressed, so he put out a proclamation that he would pay anyone […]
100 Funny Dirty Jokes
100 of the top dirty jokes in English on the Internet, if you can find better dirty jokes with an hilarious edge, post your jokes […]
Too Smart for Dirty Jokes
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Green, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Rodney, what's your problem?" Rodney answered, "I'm too smart […]
Masturbate and go blind joke
A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in. "Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!" […]
Like a Dildo Joke
How is a soy-burger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
The Ant and the Elephant Sex Joke
An elephant was walking through the jungle one day when it suddenly stepped on a thorn, wedging it between its toes. Being in too much […]
Dirty Seduction Joke
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When […]
Why do Scotmen Wear Kilts Joke
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because the sound of zippers scares away the sheep.
Whats green and smells like pork joke
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger
ChairMan of the Board Joke
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive''s wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in […]
International Insurance Contest Joke
There was this international contest for the best life insurance policy. Bob Barker was the emcee: Contestant No. 1 (from an American firm): "I will […]
Too Smart for Dirty Jokes
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Green, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Rodney, what's your problem?" Rodney answered, "I'm too smart […]
A Soft Bed Joke
This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the […]
Talking Italian Joke
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation […]
Husband's Flower Bribe for Sex Joke
One Friday, two women were sitting and talking. One woman looked up and saw her husband coming down the street with a bunch of flowers […]
Orange Penis Joke
A man goes to see the doctor and tells the doc that his penis has turned orange. The doctor looks at it and says, "I […]
Watching a Dog Lick its Balls Joke
Two guys are watching a dog lick its balls and one says "Man, I wish I could do that." The other guy says, "Really? I […]
90 Year Old Meat Beater Joke
What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip!
FASCINATE JOKE
A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Maria said, "My family went to the Zoo, and we saw all […]
Santa Clause Likes Your Mother Joke
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Penis and Loaf of Bread Joke
Dad: "Son, what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread?" Son: "I don't know." Dad: "Then remind me to never send you […]
Little Johnny and the ABCs Joke
One day, Little Johnny's class was reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knew that he had an ''advanced'' vocabulary for his age, so she was trying […]
Funny Dirty Jokes
Dirty Joke 1 An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl […]
Dirty Jokes
Dirty jokes, not suitable for young children. Dirty Joke 1 ———– Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told […]
Masturbating at the Movies Joke
Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night. After 15 minutes passed, one girl leaned over and whispered to her friend, "What should I […]
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